Girl:  Hey can you check for me?
Friend:  Yeah walk in front of me.  *looks at butt*
Friend:  Nope, you're good.

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Cashier:  That'll be $17.67
Me:  *hands over $20*
Mom:  I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

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I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13

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